What is usless superpowers?

Useless superpowers are those powers that have no practical application or value to society. These powers are often humorous and can be entertaining to think about. Some examples of useless superpowers include:

1. The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking.
2. The power to teleport but only to the nearest coffee shop.
3. The ability to talk to animals but only if they're asleep.
4. The power to become invisible but only to yourself.
5. The ability to turn objects into cheese, but only if they're already dairy products.
6. The power to read minds, but only those of people who are thinking about you.
7. The ability to fly, but only 1 inch off the ground.
8. The power to communicate with ghosts, but only those who died from boredom.
9. The ability to turn water into wine, but only if it's already in a wine bottle.
10. The power to change the color of things, but only shades of beige.